Andrew J Stone: Archive

Aug 26th

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Aug 17th

Jul 29th

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I had a dream

that I was in my backyard with Nic Fronteiro digging holes because we thought it’d be funny if people tripped in them. Look out Matt, my dreams are getting wild and crazy.

Jun 24th

I rarely drink Coke or soda and this is why. →

(via shortnbuff)

Jun 24th

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Bulimic Rainbows

There’s a place that we all used to go It had sugar filled palm trees, and gumdrop paved roads It had a water fountain that shot nothing but bliss Never shot up any saviors into limp handed wrists Sweet toothed ponies parade ‘round the block Screaming “Oh! What fun is epileptic shock!” Little Johnny, he’s now having a seizure drawn up on the ceiling with his cyanide...

Jun 17th

Jun 2nd

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6:40

Made that mile my bitch

May 28th

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May 10th

Andrew Stone VS. Looking4Distractions OUTCOME!!

alexisbrightside: Mr. Stone dominates in a wrestling match by way of mounting AND spanking (no homo). DistractedLooker was pinned in but a minute or two after some flailing chicken arms. Mr. Loser then walked back to the party, pouted in the corner and texted for the rest of he night. I applaud Mr. Stone for a crowd pleasing match. Well done sir. Well done. I accidentally grabbed his junk....

May 9th

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Looking4distractions: Yurra fag
Andrew Stone: What's wrong with homosexuality?
Looking4distractions: Everything you fag

May 8th

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May 7th

By whom, were you punched?

igotfiveonitt: andrewstone: igotfiveonitt: it’s irrelevant. Ask or tell me anything. My dad. question wasn’t to you, andrew. So it wasn’t my dad who hit you?

May 5th

3 notes

By whom, were you punched?

igotfiveonitt: it’s irrelevant. Ask or tell me anything. My dad.

May 5th

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“I’m trying to forget you, but I can’t get you out of my head....”

– Colin Warchol is a lyrical genius.

May 5th

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I want to know

Whats with the recent amount of scene girls adding me on myspace lately? It’s skyrocketted like 500% in the past week. I guess thats what happens when you go to the hayloft once in your life.

Apr 26th

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I just made a 20 stuff oreo.

The entire time I was making it I was thinking “this is gunna be so awesome”. I regretted it as soon as I took the first bite.

Apr 24th

I called her on the phone

Have you any idea what she did?

Apr 23rd

Ke$ha August 22nd at DTE Energy.

So there.

Apr 18th

I made the cut for link crew.

Link Crew, Jazz band, and not one class where I’m going to have to try too hard. Senior Year is going to be great.

Apr 16th

I like how people will start a sentence by saying “I like how” and then finish their sentence with something that they do not like.

Apr 14th

Apr 11th

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Just for the record,

The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of: A. Indifference or B. Running naked on my treadmill

Apr 10th

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From now on

I will only be known as Andrew Anemia [RIP CASEY CALVERT!<3]

Apr 6th

Played Konstantine for my grandparents.

They think i’m some sort of genius now.

Apr 4th

Apr 2nd

Apr 1st

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Mar 31st

Got hit in the dick today

So, I’m in the locker room after swimming. I’ve got my boxors on, and I’m putting on lotion because some kid had some so I thought “why not”. Then I feel one of the worst things i’ve ever felt right on the tip of my no no place. I let out a fucking roar, and everyone turns to see whats going on. I turn around, and I see a scared, overweight freshmen saying he...

Mar 30th

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Disintegration reissue

The Cure’s Disintegration is being Re-released May 24th (which means May 25th in the US). The re-release will include 3 discs. One of the original album remastered by Robert Smith, one of B-sides and rarities, and the third being a live disc of Disintegration. I’m pretty excited.

Mar 29th

Watch

You like D&D, Audrey hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never going to make it.

Mar 28th

My Chemical Romance used to be what it was all...

Andrew Stone: I saw the music video for I'm Not Okay and thought "THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO ME, IM PICKED ON FOR BEING DIFFERENT, I CAN RELATE, I LOVE THIS BAND"

Chris Orlando: ME TOO HOW COINCIDENTAL

Mar 28th

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I haven’t listened to this song since eighth...

Mar 28th

I lied when I said I'd always be there.

About a month ago, an ex pleaded with me to talk to her again, saying she fixed herself. I told her I meant it when I said I was finished with her, and that was it. I felt bad about it recently, so I decided i’d just see if she was alright. Got on her myspace, was as digusted with her as I was a year ago. She might need help, but unfortunately for her, she won’t get it from me.

Mar 28th

“But if you open your mouth, then I can’t be responsible for quite what...”

– Robert Smith

Mar 27th

Played Super Mario Bro's for the first time since...

I lost all my guys on the first level. I’m pretty bad at these video game things.

Mar 27th

Mar 26th

So, here is the plan.

I’m going to go to my dads house, and steal all pictures of my little sister, and cross her out of all family portraits. Then she’ll go missing (meaning she leaves and goes to her friends house for a few weeks). A couple of weeks after she goes missing, the same will happen with my cousin Regina. Then I’ll steal any pictures of my stepmom that are in the house, and burn her part...

Mar 26th

I answered the house phone, and took a survey.

As far as they’re concerned, I am a black man in his late fifties with a husband and kids who isn’t sure if he is employed, yet still makes over 100 grand a year. I think the economic situation is “absolutely cracker jack!” and i’m looking to invest in sports bars. Also, My name is John Shepard. My dad should be expecting some calls within the next week.

Mar 25th

1 tag

formspring.me

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/andrewstone

Mar 25th

Invested in a pretty gross protein bar.

The money in my pocket said no, but the 31 grams of protein said yes.

Mar 25th

Michael Stone is not amused.

Dad: It's not your stepmom that has a problem, it's me... and you.
Andrew Stone: AND MY DOG BLUE, RIGHT!?!?!?!?
Dad: THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Mar 24th

The xx - Night Time I’m glad I came across...

Mar 24th

Motion City Soundtrack is now a metal band.

Shanny: Oh really? Who have you seen recently?
Andrew Stone: Umm, Silversun Pickups, Muse, Alkaline Trio, The Swellers, Motion City Soundtrack, I'm going to Envy on The Coast, and The Dear Hunter soon.
Shanny: Thats awesome, anything else going on?
Andrew Stone: I made jazz band, so that's cool I guess.
Shanny: Wow, thats a surprise
Andrew Stone: How?
Shanny: Because all I ever hear you talk about is metal.
Andrew Stone: Yeah, pretty much.

Mar 23rd

Mar 20th

I want to be your love I want to make you cry And...

Mar 20th