So, here is the plan.
I’m going to go to my dads house, and steal all pictures of my little sister, and cross her out of all family portraits. Then she’ll go missing (meaning she leaves and goes to her friends house for a few weeks). A couple of weeks after she goes missing, the same will happen with my cousin Regina. Then I’ll steal any pictures of my stepmom that are in the house, and burn her part out of any family portraits. The night she notices that she is now missing from the portraits too, I’m going to cut the power, and write “YOU’RE NEXT” in pigs blood all over the walls. Then she hears the buzz of a chainsaw coming from the basement. I start walking up the stairs and towards her slowly while chanting things at her in latin getting progressively louder, wearing nothing but flannel with a potato sack over my head. I back her into a corner, then shut off the chainsaw, take off the potato sack, and ask her if we can be friends again.
